Attack on Key West
by sea --2005
NOTE:
Photos and Video of attack on Key West
will be posted as soon as Bones, aka "Producer," completes editing
7,459 feet of digital video taken during the event. Bones says it will probably
win an Oscar for the best adventure documentary of the year.
** Pyrate Quotes **
Last update:
2-17-05
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"The only rules that really matters
is these . . .
What a man can do and what a
man can't do!"
Captain Jack Sparrow
"Hawkeye . . . we have a problem!"
First Officer Scott
(Announcing that water was 5' deep in
the bilge
and the engine was underwater)
"Do
not stand on the dock and scream if you miss us because
we are
not turning back
!"
First Officer
Scott
(admonishment to Pyrates who show up
late for attack on Key West)
"But . . . Why the RUM?"
Captain Jack Sparrow
(Upon seeing that the governors
daughter was burning his cache of supplies)
"I
started a band because it was exciting. Besides, I couldn't be a pirate
- They aren't around anymore."
Jimmy
Buffet (CMT 60 minutes)
Note to Jimmy! Think outside the
boat man! We're not constrained by reality.
"Two essential elements for a
Pyrate are a good cutlass and a wench with low expectations."
A spontaneous observation from the
strange mind of our own Pyrate,
Squeally
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